F o r t   A w e s o m e | j's snap judgment

Silent Running



Bruce Dern, Ron Rifkin



A Douglas Trumbull film



"You'll be running screaming from the theatre."




Ghostdog: The Way of the Samurai



Forest Whitaker, John Tormey, Henry Silva



A Jim Jarmusch film



"It's time this puppy's put to sleep."




Nurse Betty



Renee Zellweger, Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock



A Neil LaBute film



"She can take care of ME anytime. *growwwwwwl*"




Supernova



Robin Tunney, James Spader, Angela Bassett



An Alan Smithee film



"In space, no one can hear you snore."




U-571



Matthew McConaughey, Harvey Keitel, Bill Paxton



A Jonathan Mostow film



"It was really more like U-S.U.K..."




Any Given Sunday



Al Pacino, Jaime Foxx, Cameron Diaz



An Oliver Stone film



"On any given Sunday, you'll find me walking out of this mofo."




She's So Lovely



Sean Penn, Robin Wright-Penn, John Travolta



A Nick Cassavetes film



"Call this 'Script So Terrible'"




Mission Impossible 2



Tom Cruise, Thandie Newton, Dougray Scott



A John Woo film



"Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to sit through this clunker."